(jumps out of a pile of dust.) Im still alive? Thats cool. Any who, i left da for a short....time to do randome stuff but now im back full time now. Okay, randome self quize time.

1) Full Name: Jordan Lee MacCarthy

2) Male/Female: Male

3) Were you named after anyone?: I was named after a river..or a country...or a really tall basketball player.

4) Does your name mean anything?: Yes

5) Nick Name(s): Pants master, Pants Master Fong, Dr. Thrull, Doppelganger, Pants Tyrant, Pants Dictator, Dr Cheese Burger, Cheese Burg (I have no idea why my bro calls me that.) And Pimp master Fong.

6) What do you think you look like... name wise: ???? Like a...robot or monster?

7) Date Of Birth: Sept 15, 1990

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: I donno, Dartmouth, NS, Canada

9) Nationality: Canadian...we rock!!!

10) Astrology Sign:.. I donno

11) Chinese Astrology Sign:...I donno

12) Religion: Pastafarian

13) Whats your favorite smell?: Food.

14) Political Position?: The nephew of a homosexual politician of the Liberal party of Canada. (Im not joking.)

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Anything.

16) Hair + Eye color: dark brown..but if I put a light next to it, it looks brown??+ Blue

17) Do you look like anyone famous?:umm I look like the Sarlac from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

18) What do you look like?: Nasty
19) Any unusual talents?:I got a good list but... ill put three up
1. I can stomach really nasty things. Like I can eat semi rotten celery with ease.
2. Be weird and sexy at the same time. (So I’ve been told.)

3.I can transformer a action figure of Megatron in 16 (Sixteen) seconds , from either mode to the other.!!!! and Im not talking about the crappy Micdonald’s ones..Im talking about one of the big plastic bastards. I only did this because I was board.

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Straight

22) What do you do for a living?: Being creepy.

23) What do you do for fun?: al kinds of shizznet

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: All kinds

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?:Any

26) Have you met your grandparents?: Most.

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: ......(sniff... Runs away)

28) Crush: Umm....(Runs away crying)

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?:........none

30) Current worries?: Im single and ugly.

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): Im not sure,

32) Favorite place to be?: Not sure.

33) Least favorite place to be?: In a out house...those are nasty.

34) Do you burn or tan?: Burn like...flesh

35) Ever break a bone?: Nope!

36) What is your favorite cereal?: Dose could chicken count?

37) Person you cry with:0_o Battle Droids

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: No

39) Any brothers: Yes

40) Any pets: 2 dogs, 2 cats

41) An Illness: Insanity.

42) A Pager: No

43) A Personal phone line: No

44) A Cell phone: Yes

45) A visible birthmark:...Not sure

46) A Pool or hot tub: Yes

47) A Car: Nope

Describe Your...

48) Personality:

49) Driving: A little shaky

50) Your clothing style: radome

51) Room: Smells because my bro lived in it for a period of time. So its trapped in a permastench

52) What’s missing: A lot more than I can count.

53) School: Prince Andrew

54) Bed: A big bed

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Depends what ones.

56) Do You believe in yourself: If we are talking about skills or knowledge..than yes...but if its in physical looks or courage (not eating rotten food, more of the kind of asking people out.)...I abandon all hope.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?:...........................................hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha
..um...but im pretty sure it dose not exist.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: Yes

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: I would like to take over all the third world countries....but I would settle for an author.

60) Get Along with your parents: Witch ones?

61) Save your e-mail conversations:...no

62) Pray: Only to Elvis

63) Believe in reincarnation: No

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: I try

65) Like to talk on the phone: Yup

66) Like to eat?: Yessss

67) Like to exercise?: um if its needed. I do it!

68) Like to watch sports?: No

69) Sing in the car?: Yes

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: To live forever and to rule the world.

71) Dream in color: Yep

72) Do you have nightmares?: Oh yeah. All the time.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: No

74) Right next to you: My trusty camera.

75) On your favorite coffee cup?: -

76) On your mouse pad: Um... random stuff.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?: Orange

78) Your brand of deodorant?: Any
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: I donno

80) Your dream husband/wife: Um..I donno

81) Hiding in your closet?: I can, When I was first putting stuff in there , I left a good large gap for hiding.

82) Under your bed: Monsters....

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?: Tyzler

84) Your bad time of the day: None

85) Your worst fear(s): um...Sea Weed...I really don’t like the stuff...but im learning to fight it, see when you level up, pick the feat “Smite Aquatic Plant”, So when you attack any plants underwater, you get +2 attack and plus 1d6 of damage.

86) What's the weather like: Smexy

87) Your favorite time of year?: Winter.

88) Your favorite holiday?: Not shure... Xmas, All of Hallow’s Eve

89) A material weakness?: Stickers....I don’t trust em’

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?: Raw fish, raw squid, Raw Crab, Raw Squid.

91) At the top of your "to-do list"?: Get some art up, get a gf, get a job.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: Living with a older obnoxious older brother.

93) A pet peeve?: No...but I could have been.

94) Your scariest moment: Um.....Finding out a high school musical 2 is coming out.

95) Your attitude about love?:

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: Ment to poke a girl in the armpit, but ended up groping her boobs >_<..... Twice. And feeling her up every single french class. That made my day. But all good things come to an end.

97) The worst feeling in the world: Drinking Buckley's cough medicine

98) The best feeling in the world: Victory. (Most people say love , hugging and kissing...but I’ve never really done that before so I wouldn’t know.

99) Who sent this to you?: I sorta found it.

100) Tage 5 people:.....mmmmmmmm later.